toesucker:

knifeofvenus:

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

klaviergavinwiki:

me throughout the year: if only i could justify buying this Thing :/ Maybe christmas or my birthday.

my mom: give me a list of things you want for christmas/your birthday

me: i have never wanted for anything ever in my entire life

andrewbreitel:

reblog if ur a disgusting piece of shit

blackshikamaru:

blackshikamaru:

blackshikamaru:

hi heres my naruto fancast no hate please

update: now with more diversity

coolkumquat:

potstickersandpizza:

novitiate2017:

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

dair-to-care:

animalwoonz:

a-necessary-fiction-blog:

Junji Ito really loves cats.

angelic-poisonn:

theartofanimation:

ling xiang          -          https://www.artstation.com/anubis1982918

anorable:

two characters: have a sun/moon dichotomy going on

me: (wheezing, grappling for breath) i am but a humble peddler, besotted by thy starlike metaphor,

mrgaretcarter:

mrgaretcarter:

aloohra:

poseidont:

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

honestlygarbage:

all-things-devours:

According to a letter Tolkien wrote in 1971, his school-friends “used to write his initials as ‘JR²T’ and pronounce them ‘to rhyme with dirt’.”

you: jolkein rolkein rolkein tolkein

me, an intellectual: jirt

elephantwildlife:

Our new Stuffed Elephants are your favorite t-shirt prints made into the perfect snuggle buddy! Your room isn’t complete without this!

Because of you, we’ve donated over $1.6 million to Save the Elephants and other charitable organizations. It our global mission to help eliminate the elephant crisis and motivate the next generation to take action!

Shop our newest plush toys here

use discount code “GET15” for 15% off ALL ITEMS!

disasterbisexual:

tormans-space:

tastefullyoffensive:

(via cottoncandaddy)

LMFAO THE LAST PART

chaotic dorks